quotes from a precocious 3 year old

Well, I wish I could remember half of the funny things that come out of our little darling's mouth on a daily basis because she does come up with some good ones! Here are a few to make you smile

"Mommy, when I grow up I want to be a GROWN UP"

after being caught jumping on my bed " Well, at least you weren't in it"

after doing something particularly independent " I am showing you that I am ready for boarding school"

and yesterday's favorite " I think I'd like to be a Diva when I grow up" really, honey, why wait???